10 Things I Will Do If I Love You

6. Once in a while, I’ll sit you down in front of my computer and say “you have to see this,” and show you some weird thing on the internet that I really love and think is hilarious. I’ll watch your face intensely to see the reaction, and wait for the best parts, and maybe even mouth along the words. But I’ll do it because I trust that you won’t find me strange, and that you’ll get me enough to laugh when the funny parts come on.

Thought Catalog

1. When the sun starts coming in through the window, somewhere between 6 and 7 AM, and I worry that the light will be too strong against our faces, I will roll over and go back to sleep. I won’t duck into the bathroom to make myself seem fresh and well-rested, because I’ll know that you still want me when I’m tired and messy.

2. If we both look down at the last slice of pizza, and know that we both want it, I won’t let you have it — because I love you, but I still love myself, too — but I will offer to cut it in half. I’ll lovingly take out that knife and slice it right down the middle, a perfect representation of all the things I want to share with you, 50/50. (But if you offer it all to me, I’ll definitely take it, so…

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Author: marlapapas

The girl your mother warned you about.

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